Cows on Twitter - this is hilarious :D http://ping.fm/ZPllp
Schweppes diet lemonade - for the true cack-for-blooded connoisseur. Win!
You do realise I won’t stop going on about this until I’ve seen a building felled purely by the power of knockers. boobquake
It’s dawned on me that I can shout ‘get yer tits out’ and still be a responsible and intelligent atheist today… woo!
Ping!
Things I have learnt: slapping aching muscles is a good treatment, and Richard Dawkins may or may not have some catalytic role in this.
RT @MattPodd: #alternatemovielinesbysamueljackson “I’m the Motherfucking Batman”
I’m slapping my aching arse muscles as I watch Richard Dawkins, and it feels really good, AND it’s aching less now.
#ukporn ‘HORNY “STACEY” TAKES OFF HER TIGHTS FOR 90 MINUTES’, ‘REAL HARDCORE ANKLES’
RT @VizTopTips: WANT PEOPLE to know how English you are? Cover your house in St George’s crosses so everyone knows you’re very very Engl …
RT @peterhough: Do I like the cock? Thanks @lewster32 but no thanks! http://twitpic.com/1hdhjc
RT @Papey: Take some basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic and olive oil; mix it all together - Hey Pesto! :D
RT @standupmaths: I’m on a plane, I’m on a plane.
Everybody look at me, ‘cause I’m sailing on a plane! #ashtag http://twitpic.com/1h945a
RT @MattPodd: Q:what is your secret to being so awesome ? A:my massive cock http://formspring.me/MattPodd/q/453554727
Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Arse #songsthatreplaceheartwitharse
