January 2012
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“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.” - Terry Pratchett
November 2011
2 posts
The difference between a normal photo and a stock photo: the blue shiny planet Earth with grid lines on it in the stock photo.
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New theme
Oooh look, a new theme! Same colour changing gubbins as before, but a fresh new non-Flash look, with some spooky negative-percentage background trickery going on in the header!
More updates soon - exciting news this way comes!
October 2011
2 posts
Life begins at the end of your comfort zone
Copy and paste from Photoshop to Word = spinning fireball of OLE death
March 2011
1 post
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Merry Christmas, happy new year and so on
First of all, apologies for not updating in yonks - I could give you the usual programmer excuses about real life, work and so on but you’ve heard them all before, so I’ll dive right in to what I’ve been doing:
Archaos is very, very slowly moving along - we’re talking geologically slow here, but nonetheless there’s still a roadmap and there’s still progress on...
September 2010
2 posts
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I may be getting old, but I saw a girl in Tesco today wearing only shoes, a pair of tights and a shirt… is this ‘fashion’? wtf
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Victory!!!
I actually just did a \o/ in the middle of the office.
http://mashable.com/2010/09/10/adobe-responds-to-apples-new-rules/
Yes. Very much yes.
August 2010
1 post
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Raise dead
Well well well, I guess I haven’t posted here in… ohhh, ages? I owe you all an apology to be perfectly honest, as I’ve neglected to work on Archaos (or indeed any personal projects) in the time since my last update.
Life has panned out for me - work became extremely busy in the last few months, and my ever expanding role has ever expanded - and indeed shifted towards a more...
June 2010
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“Teen found on fire as he tried to steal live 11,0000 volt cable” http://ping.fm/zNzS9 fail
May 2010
12 posts
App store now works on iPads in UK :D
Portal for Mac?http://ping.fm/PF6NR
How enchanting, it appears politicians have discovered it’s possible to achieve things via teamwork. Well done!
A night of watching Bear Grylls eating scorpions and frogs methinks.
Time for bed. I’ll see you all in the morning when the Tories are in power, despite everyone claiming they didn’t vote for them.
I just did a genuine facepalm at the BBC election 3D Knightmare-esque failure. Save us all…
Christ, if you have an appointment at James Cook today don’t bother. No parking anywhere and a billion people waiting to be seen.
The women in the Wilkinson Sword Quattro for Women ad are terrifyingly skinny. Ugh. Begone.
iPhone has lost all my contacts and iTunes doesn’t seem to have backed them up… arse.
Is it normal for my teeth to be MORE sensitive after a filling? I normally don’t have a problem.
Played with iPad so much yesterday that my iPhone went and committed suicide. Currently restoring - lost jailbreak, settings etc… ffs
Stuck in a takeaway with Internet children. Someone shut them up. Please.
April 2010
66 posts
One of the more bizarre nights out that I’ve had. Women are really, really weird - and a bit scary.
Fashionably early.
Has someone just mentioned ‘April showers’ and the weather’s gone ‘shit, forgot about that - better catch up’?
I hate biased soapbox news sources, be they about the election, Adobe vs Apple or whatever. Report news not your opinions.
Facebook is really, really broken.
Wàáâäãå heeeeeee
Sky takes the piss. First night without camera and it’s like a baboon’s arse.
Note to self: David Holmes - The Ballad Of Sarah And Jack
Cows on Twitter - this is hilarious :D http://ping.fm/ZPllp
Schweppes diet lemonade - for the true cack-for-blooded connoisseur. Win!
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You do realise I won’t stop going on about this until I’ve seen a building felled purely by the power of knockers. boobquake
It’s dawned on me that I can shout ‘get yer tits out’ and still be a responsible and intelligent atheist today… woo!
Ping!
Things I have learnt: slapping aching muscles is a good treatment, and Richard Dawkins may or may not have some catalytic role in this.
RT @MattPodd: #alternatemovielinesbysamueljackson “I’m the Motherfucking Batman”
I’m slapping my aching arse muscles as I watch Richard Dawkins, and it feels really good, AND it’s aching less now.
#ukporn ‘HORNY “STACEY” TAKES OFF HER TIGHTS FOR 90 MINUTES’, ‘REAL HARDCORE ANKLES’
RT @VizTopTips: WANT PEOPLE to know how English you are? Cover your house in St George’s crosses so everyone knows you’re very very Engl …
RT @peterhough: Do I like the cock? Thanks @lewster32 but no thanks! http://twitpic.com/1hdhjc
RT @Papey: Take some basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic and olive oil; mix it all together - Hey Pesto! :D
RT @westdotcodottt: Yellow Arse #songsthatreplacesubmarinewitharse #shortlivedtwittermemes
Having a 2.0gasm. This new Facebook Open Graph API looks awesome! Social media integration just got a lot more exciting :D
RT @MattPodd: Q:what is your secret to being so awesome ? A:my massive cock http://formspring.me/MattPodd/q/453554727
RT @standupmaths: I’m on a plane, I’m on a plane.
Everybody look at me, ‘cause I’m sailing on a plane! #ashtag http://twitpic.com/1h945a
Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Arse #songsthatreplaceheartwitharse
http://is.gd/bBe82 “women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes” #wtf
You know you want to like the cock. http://www.facebook.com/likethecock
RT @mesh On Adobe, Flash CS5 and iPhone Applications http://bit.ly/cgcLPd